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"Not many people know this, but I kinda HAD to leave the Rock Farm when I started putting on more weight... We even had a saying. 'you don't wanna be the fattest one in the field when the Parasprites hatch.'...We call it the 'Cousin Ruby Rule'...She was really big, but one swarm came through, and... Gosh, they stripped her down to her skeleton in SECONDS!"
Still on my kick with Pinkie... This where I reveal I know way more about MLP lore than you might've thought, AND I'm not above making dark jokes with it...