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Had to make this JoJoke after learning Ganondorf is Jotaro. And has a very memeable laugh face. That's how Rauru could've stopped Ganondorf, use the two identical rocks to make him laugh, then arrest him. However, every attempt to detain Ganon that doesn't involve Link will backfire with him escaping anyways, no matter how long it takes. Only Link and Zelda working together can perform a Gannon-ban. What can I say? Two rocks. Imagine if Ganondorf dehydrated himself by pissing himself about two rocks. But yeah, the cutscene "A Vow of Fealty" is great, because you can tell that both rulers are sending thinly-veiled threats at each other, despite their polite words. Ganondorf wants the Secret Stones, and Rauru wants to keep tabs on the treacherous Gerudo chieftain.

Okay, I know something that's funny, even if two identical rocks aren't: I've come to make an announcement, Ganondorf the Demon King is a bitchass motherfucker, he doryah'd my wife. That's right, he took his quilly sword out, he doryah'd my wife, and he said his sword was "this big", and I said, "that's disgusting." So, I'm making a callout post on my Purah Pad. Ganondorf the Demon King, you got a small secret stone. It's the size of this chickaloo tree nut, except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my secret stone looks like. That's right, all teardrop, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like a magatama with designs. He doryah'd my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna doryah this kingdom. That's right, this is what you get, my super laser piss! Except I'm not going to piss on Hyrule, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the blood moon! How do you like that, Great Deku Tree? I pissed on the blood moon, you idiot! You have 23 hours before the piss droplets hit the fucking kingdom, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too.