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Code Monkey — Description
Code Monkey get memo from scientists
Compulsory test
Code Monkey not too worried
Code Monkey does his best.
Scientists tell him talk into a microphone
Say apple, say bird
Code Monkey does everything they tell him to
Even if it absurd

Code Monkey tries hard to think of clever things
While the scientists scan his brain
Code Monkey is good employee
Code Monkey make big time, you'll see

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My second attempt at a human Wheatley who looks not unlike Stephen Merchant. I think I did a better job this time. I particularly tried to catch his giant mouth and slightly chipmunky front teeth.

And yes, I think Wheatley would be the kind of person who'd crack a huge daft smile for an ID photo. They probably had to use this one because they'd wasted enough shots just trying to lower the seat enough to get the top of his head in the frame.

The Aperture logos and Portal belong to Valve. 'Code Monkey' is by Jonathan Coulton. Comments are love!