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Xiaolin Chronicles Edit + Rant — Description

In another life we would have gotten an entire season of Raimundo ajudsting to his new role as shoku leader, omi learning about his origins, kimiko becoming a dragon rider and clay being less of a wallflower 😔
But nooooo we had to have PING PONG and a skanky mary sue!!!! 😒
God I hate chronicles so much! I wish it had never been made! Especially that fuck ass ping pong, he legit stole green from clay, is just an Omi but more irritating bevause he's too nice and despire being the dragon of wood (lame title btw) HE NEVER USED HIS POWER yet he is shown using the otherelements...in training? Wut??? How come he aint never used these powers during showdowns?
Ugh where the hell is Jermaine??? Rest in Power Lee thompson but its strange that Jermaine doesnt even get a passing mention? Even Carlos and Fez got a shout out when their actors died; may your memory be a blessing Cameron Boyce and rest easy Angus Cloud. I dont know man, it just feels so cold for the show to not show any memorial for Lee.
And I hate that Kimiko's suit is pink! i love pink, even a few of my ocs have it as their theme colo, but not every female character need to be pink! Where the variety?? Last time i checked she had red! Its the same nonsense Winx club did with Musa. Why are companies so afraid of giving girl characters red? SHES STUCK IN THE SAME EXACT OUTFIT INSTEAD OF SWITCHING HER LOOKS BOUT EVERY EPISODE!!
Really the only colors they got right was rai and omi and even then, omi primary aura was white not cyan. So i changed the poster to relfect the characters Wudai colors. Now all is balanced as it should be. :]
Chronicles fail so hard not only as a reboot and sequel, it fails on its own. I cant name a single redeeming quality except some of the ideas and characters could be done better.
My rewrite continues the show about a year later. Ping pong is replaced either by an oc - a GIRL dragon - or a rewritten version of Willow. My version of Willow is NOT a villain but a reluctant follower of Chase and the daughter of Princess Kaila, both of them have larger roles and theres no icky abusive romance between her and Chase, in fact he gets shipped with my self insert (the dragon of Light). Anyways Willow joins the monks as a spy but comes to care about them as friends leading to a dilemma that puts Raimundo's leadership to the test. Jack is slightly more competent and not flanderized like he was in. I also plan on adapting characters like Kimiko's sister and Salvador Cumo.
That's the end of my rant. Im not sorry for crashing out. Sometimes you just gotta tear something a new one!