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Published: 2017-02-02 03:23:00 +0000 UTC; Views: 3071; Favourites: 99; Downloads: 6
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Calgary can't really stand up straight or even walk on two legs without his cane. He's built mostly for quadrupedal movement--really fast on all fours, really NOT when standing upright. He insists on it, though, because he knows he's more impressive as a ringmaster when he's got height on his side.Related content
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oh my gosh he looks so uncomfortable trying to straighten up like that
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Has he ever considered tying strings to his wrists and ankles and have his cronies manipulate him like a marionette?
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Knee problems.
Not even being an evil accordion clown will save you.
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