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Caroline : What the hell was that? So many people trying to get out at the same time, there must have been some new Black Friday announcement out of the blue... Better go check on Max, she was standing too close to the entrance last time i saw her... Hey, Max? Everything OK, girl? Where is she...? Anyone seen Max, guys? Max, where ar-- HOOOLY SHIT!!! MAX!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?

Max : Awww... That really hurt... What do you think happened, you bimbo? Did you see all these people trying to get out at the same time? Well, i didn't...

Caroline : Bu...but... you are FLAT!!! Flat as pancake, flat as a tire!!! What the hell happened girl? Did that mob did this to you? Holy shit, you've been stomped like a cartoon that stood in front of a steamroller, like a piece of actual rubber... Gee, i had no idea you could do that... How do you feel? Does it hurt?

Max : No, silly... It feels really awesome... I was so delighted to have all these ASSHOLES stampeding over me like i was a piece of cloth to wipe their filthy feet on... HOW DOES IT LOOK THAT I FEEL?!?!? OF COURSE IT HURTS, YOU STUPID BIMBO!!! NOW, stop asking stupid questions and help me pull myself back together... Oh crap, i can even move my arms, they keep flapping in the air and i cannot even peel my body off the floor... DON"T JUST STAND THERE!!! HELP ME, CAROLINE!!!

Caroline : Alright, ALRIGHT!!! Don't shout at me, Max! I'm here to help you, i would appreciate a nicer tone, given that you really want my help right now... Be nice to me, and i might consider helping you... let alone you dropped your order too, i won't tell the boss don't worry, just say the magic word...

Max : The magic word...? A NICER TONE?!? BITCH, i just got pressed down to paperthin thickness, my sexy nice curves are nothing but floppy rubber, my boobs got pressed down like dinner plates, my face got plastered by tens of smelly shoes... AND YOU WANT A PLEASE?!? I just cannot believe how stupid you are, get your ass down here and HELP ME UP!!!

Caroline : Ok, that's it... You calling me a bitch? Do you realize i'm the only person i can help you right now? Max, i'm really pissed off right now, i think i'll just leave you here for another hundred people to spread you out even wider till the end of the day, or i may have a better idea, i could use that hand pump we had in the kitchen, but not to restore you... Since you could do these kind of things, i may well inflate you as an advertising blimp and put you out of the cafe in display, for the whole world to see...

Max : No, wait! DON'T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!! Help me up, Caroline, i was wrong for talking to you in such way, please i'm so sorry, you are my best friend, i didn't mean it...

Caroline : Too late, Max... I'm pissed, you had your chance and you blew it! And speaking of blowing, let me go get that hand pump, be back with you in a sec...

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