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The sound of a crash suddenly forced Copycat awake as he jolted from the bed. For a moment, he was confused as he stared up at an unfamiliar wall. Then, he remembered where he was.

Avengers tower. Now there was a place he never thought he'd be when he first joined Loki. Yet, here they were, unlikely new avengers.

Blake sighed, practically rolling out of his bed and taking a moment to stretch. He didn't even need to look around, already knowing Loki wasn't there. Instead, he simply activated his shapeshifting powers, which caused his clothing to turn to dust, replaced with his usual 'hero' costume.

Without paying the dust much mind, he walked out of the room. Journeying down the hall, down the stairs, and into-

"How?! How did you do this?!" Hela was just astonished. Thor was at a loss for words as he stared with wide eyes at the frying pan in his...less than stellar grip. The frying pan bellowed with flame, so much so that it looked like it could've set Thor's hair on fire. "There isn't even anything in the pan, brother. How?"

Blake was only fazed by this for a moment. But considering how long he's known Thor, it didn't surprise him long. At this point, everyone knew Thor was a massive himbo. Blake noticed Loki sitting at the dining table, a little ways away from the chaos currently happening.

Blake walked over to it and sat in the chair next to him. Propping one of his legs up on the cushion while folding the other underneath him. "So, things seem lively this morning." He said with a smile. Loki looked up from his book for a brief moment and glanced over his shoulder. "What are the three stooges of Asgard doing this early?"

"Thor decided to 'surprise everyone' today with breakfast. Hela decided that he'd end up burning the tower down if she didn't help him. Honestly, she was probably right." Loki looked back down at his book as Blake nodded.

"I figured something like that was going on." There was a moment of silence before Loki realized something.

"Wait. Three stooges?" Blake chuckled under his breath. Loki gave him an unamused glare, "If anything, you're the third, given how often you're prone to dumb decisions."

"Yeah, but you fit Moe's archetype a bit better." Loki raised an eyebrow. "He's the one who's always calling the other two idiots."

Loki rolled his eyes. "I stand by my point."

As Blake watched the madness, a thought crossed his mind. "Why isn't the smoke detector going off? Didn't Tony install one in here?"

"He did. Hela dismantled it."

"What? Why?"

"She said that she's 'more than capable of babysitting her younger brother in the kitchen'." Blake raised an eyebrow. "Also, she was frustrated and wanted to stab Thor; but remembered that she swore not to."

"Ah, That makes a lot more sense." Suddenly, Blake flinched as he felt something cold touch his throat. He threw his hands up out of reflex and held his breath.

"As if I'm not capable of simply wanting to be rid of an annoying sound." Hela hissed. Though she seemed to address the alarm's beeping, there was a clear implication Blake didn't like.

"You left our brother unattended." Loki didn't even look up from his book this time.

"Oh please, he's at least smart enough not to do anything reckless for five second-" Suddenly, Thor let out a yelp as a loud bang sounded from the oven's inside.

"What did you do now?!" Hela called as she walked back over to the disaster area. Blake was thankful for that, taking a few moments to compose himself.

"S-so, what have you been doing, then?" Blake stuttered, looking over his shoulder to make sure Hela was distracted every so often.

"I woke up first, obviously. Thor asked me to help, but I refused." Loki and Blake both turned back around as another loud pop rang out in the room. "I've been sitting here watching those two try to cooperate. 'Watching the fireworks' both figuratively... and sometimes literally." Loki chuckled as he said that last part.

"You're not going to help them?" To that, Loki smirked.

He looked directly into Blake's eyes before saying, "It's far more fun to watch."

"Can't argue with that." Copycat chuckled.
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Loki's probably right tbh. Blake, Hela, and Thor fit the three stooges roles a bit better. Besides, Hela is a bit more of a Moe in terms of attitude. I can see her smacking Thor and Blake on the backs of their heads if they're being stupid.

Thor doesn't understand how the stove works, surprise to no-one, hijinks ensue.