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Published: 2008-05-18 21:02:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 171780; Favourites: 3998; Downloads: 2864
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Flirting is hard.Bear witness to the Pyro's pain. Suffer like he suffers.
I don't actually think Pyro's fail. This was made as a response to a forum post somewhere titled "Pyros Fail" with a bunch of people griping about how much the class sucks. Those people are quitters. Bleeders.
Nevertheless, so I thought I'd further this belief and demonstrate exactly why Pyro fails, both in fortress and out.
This most certainly is not based off of embarrassingly awkward attempts at being friendly by your local neighborhood End. No no. Not at all.
(I'm so sorry Pyro. Your day will come, my friend. Your day will come.)
This will be scrapped later. It's just for sillies. <3
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Poor misunderstood Pyro.... They should make a legislation against cruelty to Pyros. :')
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Now is your time to rise from the ashes with the Phlogistinator
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW SO CUTE!!!!!!! he says hudda-hudda though
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The third panel. It is too cute for me to handle.
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i love how your pyro looks! its very cute, i also like that girl. Maybe you could make mo' pyro drawings?
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Poor Pyro! He don't fail at all in my book.
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ah the pyro is so cute! XD poor little guy :C
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hhahahaaha. now if only we knew if the pyro was a guy...
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mmmmph...raarrr gggookf ookkmmmoh
translation: "STFU mothafucka FUCIN RAINBOWS ALL THE WAY!!!
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this is pyro, rainbows make me cry!
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I don't know who to thank first...oh wait ya I do; ME!!! Bang! I make this shit look easy, dominating is first class my task!! That's right drink it in pal cause thats how failure tastes like!
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ssaaaaandvitch saandvitch, me and my saandvitch
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You wouldnt last one second in the war you spineless coward! You think medals are given to wimps? well think again!
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my stats say otherwise.
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Well, I watch a lot of bill Nye and my science points have increased exponentially..s- so there!
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hell no, I take the heat. the climax, the rush thats all me man. Rollercoasters, for chumps. Skydiving, for chumpians. Me, I NEVER back down. I WILL DOMINATE!!!
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situation: 5 uber heavies are about to destroy your sentry and cap the intel. team scores: 2-2
what do you do?
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Start playing the ef'n guitar like there's no tomorrow, for they cannot match these sweet beats with their silly bullets. The sudden wave of beautiful country music fills there ears making them second guess themselves, are they really cool enough to even be here? No, and this is how i dominate there ass's.
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they killed you and won. you failed!
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WWWWWWHHHHHHHHYYYYYY!!!!???
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exactly! i am quite the witty Joe!
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lol id proly do the same thing, might even try that one sometime. never know it might work lol
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i like how pyro sleeps with his gas tank on XD
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i usually go up to 20 items and they don't seem to mind
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Poor guy...but hey, pyro has one of the coolest avatars right? it looks awesome
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Oh damn ... I've completely done this before .... minus the sobbing
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