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* "You're.... A Dissapointment as a Menace for a Barbarian Princess, You know?"
[GIF]* "La Familia Real Barbárica de la aún más Barbártica Udrogoth se ha enfrentado desde Eones a Incontables Amenazas: Invasores, Reinos Enemigos, Reinos Rivales, Reinos Desiguales, Reinos.... Otros Reinos, así como Adversarios como Enloquecidos Hechiceros, Cerdos Maquiavélicos, Hombres de Finales del Siglo XX, el Apetito de Oswidge... Pero han salido abantes, victoriosos, Defendiendo con Gloria de Bárbaro Legendario a su Pueblo, su Reino, su Hogar. Pero para una Princesa, que ahora su Figura y Fuerza están a la Altura de su Ferocidad que lleva desde que tenía uso de razón.... Si alguna vez la Tuvo....
Fang - ¡OYE, NO SOY DEL TODO UNA SALVAJE!
.... Bien, lo siento. Que raro, antes no se quejaba y hasta se Sentia Orgullosa de su Salvajismo como una Bárbara. Bueno, ahora la Princesa de Udrogoth, la Feroz Fang, está terminando con el Ultimo Soldado de un Asedio común hacia el Reino. Pero algo se percibe en la Princesa Bárbara: Decepcion, Pereza, un particular vacio en ésta Particular ocasión.
Fang - ¿Sabes, Pequeñuelo?, me siento Decepcionada. No debería sentirme así, porque ADORO HACERLOS PEDAZOS Y RECORDARLE QUE NO PISEN MI REINO. Pero... Estabas Distraido, ¿Que te pasa, que te distrae de confrontarte a mi: Una Princesa Bárbara que tiene la Fuerza para volver cada viruta de tus huesos en Mondadientes para cada Restaurante de mi Reino?.... Dime, no me enojaré..... Oye, OYE....
* Para su Pena, el Invasor terminó desmayado por los Golpes dados anteriormente por la Princesa, aunque parece que terminó con una Sonrisa de oreja a oreja por.... Cielos, mejor no leo esta parte del Escrito. Pasemos con que ahora Dave y la Reina Candy, los Hermanos de Fang, vienen para ver como iba la Defensa del Reino.
Fang - Llegan Tarde, me encargué solita.... Como casi siempre.
Dave - Uuuuf, al menos no los dejaste tan golpeados como la ultima vez.
Lula - Algo anda mal. Parece que lo hiciste sin ganas, ¿Que te pasa, Fang?
Fang - Dave, Candy..... ¿Soy una Salvaje?
* Los Hermanos se miran con Sorpresiva Incomodidad, PRIMERA VEZ QUE FANG ES CONSCIENTE DE SU SALVAJISMO. ¿Como es Posible?
Candy - .... Nunca creí que llegaría este Dia.... Cielos, extraño a Papá y Mamá, ellos sabrian que hacer ahora.
Fang - ¡No me los Recuerdes ahora, por Favor!.... Años que no vuelven. Aunque no siempre me siento, así, sobretodo desde... ¿Eh?
* Una Figura entre un Polvo ascendente viene del Sur de Udrogoth, ya que tambien el Reino era invadido desde ahí, y Él, solo, con la Sangre de una Raza Guerrera de otro Mundo, de las Estrellas, logró vencerlos, demostrando porque logró ser Digno de volverse en el Escudero Cónyuge de la Princesa Fang (Porque si no aceptaba, lo Ejecutaban.... No me miren a mi, lo dicen las Leyes de Udrogoth... Y EL QUE LAS ESCRIBIÓ ERA UN ESTUPIDO).
Aguila - Su Majestad.... Uuuugh, ya quedó. No solo los Vencí, si no que les hice tanto Daño para que ni se les ocurra volver a venir.... ¿Fang, estas bien?
Fang - ..... Si, si, ya me siento.... ¡MUCHO MEJOR, VEN AQUÍ!
* Como Fiera lanzada a su Presa, Fang se abalanza a su Escudero. Una Figura que le recuerda que tambien ahora tiene otro mundo donde tiene por fin a los Amigos con los cuales puede Crecer, Vivir y Disfrutar de sus propias aventuras fuera de su Reino y Mundo, ademas.... ¿Spinelli sabe sobre como se llevan ustedes dos?
Fang - Sip.... Con gusto lo compartimos. El Unico Hombre que me ha vencido, Jejejeje.
Aguila - ¿Como.... Me metí, en esto?... No es Queja
Candy - Supongo que ahora Fang es una Bárbara de Dos Mundos.... ¡OYE, DAVE, COMO PASAMOS DE ESTO A QUE AHORA ELLA ES LA QUE TIENE A ALGUIEN Y YO NO!
Dave - Solo tengo un Inconveniente: ¿Porque la Pregunta?, no soy muy.... Experto en eso, salvo con Irmaplotz, ¿Porque no mejor le preguntas a ella?, quizá tengo algo que ver con Caracter he Imagen de tu Parte.
Candy (Furica) -
¿¡CARACTER HE IMAGEN, DAVE!?
Fang - ¡YAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA, TE DIJERON TUS VERDADES!
Candy -
¡TU NO EMPIECES, QUE PARA MI, COMO LUCES NO IMPIDE QUE TE MUELA A GOLPES!
Fang - ..... Mejor me Callo. Tiene razón.
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* "The Barbaric Royal Family of the even more Barbaric Udrogoth has faced countless threats since eons: invaders, enemy kingdoms, rival kingdoms, unequal kingdoms, kingdoms... other kingdoms, as well as adversaries like crazed sorcerers, Machiavellian pigs, men from the late 20th century, Oswidge's appetite... But they have emerged victorious, defending their people, their kingdom, their home with legendary barbarian glory. But for a princess, whose figure and strength now match the ferocity she has possessed since she was old enough to understand... if she ever was...
Fang - HEY, I'M NOT ENTIRELY A SAVAGE!
.... Well, sorry. How strange, before she didn't complain and even felt proud of her savagery as a barbarian. Well, now the Princess of Udrogoth, the Fierce Fang, is finishing off the last soldier in a common siege of the Kingdom. But something is perceptible in the Barbarian Princess: Disappointment, Laziness, a particular emptiness on this particular occasion.
Fang - You know, Little One? I feel disappointed. I shouldn't feel this way, because I LOVE TO TEAR YOU TO PIECES AND REMIND YOU NOT TO SET FOOT ON MY KINGDOM. But... You were distracted. What's wrong with you? What's distracting you from confronting me: A Barbarian Princess who has the strength to turn every sliver of your bones into toothpicks for every restaurant in my Kingdom?... Tell me, I won't get angry... Hey, HEY...
*To his dismay, the invader ended up unconscious from the blows previously delivered by the Princess, although it seems he finished with a grin from ear to ear because... Heavens, I'd better not read this part of the writing. Let's move on. Now Dave and Queen Candy, Fang's siblings, are coming to see how the Kingdom's defense is going.
Fang - You're late, I handled it all myself... As usual.
Dave - Phew, at least you didn't leave them as badly beaten up as last time.
Lula - Something's wrong. You seem to have done it half-heartedly. What's wrong, Fang?
Fang - Dave, Candy... Am I a savage?
* The siblings look at each other with surprised discomfort. FIRST TIME FANG IS AWARE OF HER SAVAGERY. How is this possible?
Candy - ...I never thought this day would come... Heavens, I miss Mom and Dad. They would know what to do now.
Fang - Don't remind me of them now, please!... Years that will never return. Although I don't always feel this way, especially since... Huh?
* A figure rising from a cloud of dust approaches from the South From Udrogoth, since the Kingdom was also being invaded from there, and he, alone, with the blood of a warrior race from another world, from the stars, managed to defeat them, proving why he was worthy to become Princess Fang's squire and consort (because if he didn't accept, they would have executed him... Don't look at me, it's the laws of Udrogoth... and whoever wrote them was a STUPID FOOL).
Aguila - Your Majesty... Ugh, it's settled. I not only defeated them, but I also inflicted so much damage that they won't even think about coming back... Fang, are you alright?
Fang - ..... Yes, yes, I feel... MUCH BETTER, COME HERE!
* Like a beast pounced on its prey, Fang lunges at his squire. A figure who reminds him that he now also has another world where he finally has the friends with whom he can Growing up, living, and enjoying their own adventures outside their Kingdom and World, besides... Does Spinelli know about how you two get along?
Fang - Yep... We'd gladly share. The only man who's ever beaten me, hehehehe.
Aguila - How... did I get involved in this?... No complaints.
Candy - I guess Fang's a Two-Worlds Barbarian now... HEY, DAVE, HOW DID WE GO FROM THIS TO HER HAVING SOMEONE AND ME NOT!
Dave - I only have one problem: Why the question? I'm not very... an expert on that, except with Irmaplotz. Why don't you ask her? Maybe I have something to do with your attitude and image.
Candy (Furious) -
ATTITUDE AND IMAGE, DAVE!?
Fang - YAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA, YOU GET WHAT YOU DESERVE!
Candy -
DON'T START, BECAUSE LOOKS AREN'T GOING TO STOP ME FROM BEATING YOU UP!
Fang - ..... I'd better shut up. She's right.
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