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Published: 2009-11-30 06:23:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 1969; Favourites: 25; Downloads: 11
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Prove Me Wrong.next Micro Comic, Edward Cullen being Pwnd by Orlok, Dracula and Selene.
REAL VAMPIRES!!
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Comments: 50
Orlock, Dracula, and Selene could totally kick Edward's butt!
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This is great. Although, if my memory is correct, isn't Selene only a half-vampire?
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In the words of Akon....STILL COUNTS!
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Ore? The Third one? That's the Chick from Underworld.
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It's Seline From Underworld.
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yeah selene rulez 
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Much agreed my friend and thank you for the kind words!
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I say we schedule a massive book burning!
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Get this, the horror movie The Withc recieved very positive reviews, so the guy who directed it has been asked to write and direct a new remak of Nosferatu
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I love orlok to death!!!
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Like I said, there where just so many to choose from, so I just picked a few out of my hat.
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I made two others if you want to see them!
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Nevermind! Found it!
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Enjoy yourself. :'D
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There's gonna be about two more. One for Bella and One for Jacob.
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Even though Jacob is the most likable out of the bunch, He still annoys me.
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He's the most realistic, albeit still whiny. D: I mean, apart from Eric and the other uber minor characters who appear for one chapter and then fall of the face of the Twiverse.
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I know right. Either or, they ALL suck. Jacob and the few minors just suck a little less.
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Oh, but of course, the PERFECT Cullens...
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goddamn cullens...need to die...
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They need to die AGAIN. *stabs them repeatedly* *breaks knife on their rock-hard skin* ...wait...so does that mean they're rock-hard everywhere...?
=____=; *shoots with a chain gun*
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Well...thats why I have count Orlok...
" Dracula, You are no more a real vampire than those wretched vegetarians in Washington! As soon as this war is over with, I'll personally send you to join them! "
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Noooooo~ D: *hoards Bram Stoker and Richard Matheson novels* o3o
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I just think that's precious! Count Orlok hates Dracula so much He'd prefer the company of the Cullens. ( Indirect reference of course due to copyright laws ).
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MadameAnarchy and I made a banner for the Anti-Twilight campaign. If I find it, I'll show you. She came up with the concept, I elaborated and added my own twist. ;D
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You like it, then? XD
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Anything that pisses off the twitards is something I love!
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I have a new Idea for something too...
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Sadly yes...but there was more than just him that got cut. Blade, Angel, Lestat, Carmilla, Marya, Aleera, Verona and Marishka all got cut too. There were just so many REAL vampires to choose from.
Maybe in the next one. Glad you like it!
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I know the problem with all the awesome vampires, it's hard to make a choice
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There's gonna be two more anti-twilight banners. One of bella and one for Jacob.
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