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Description It's kind of funny how often you're accused of being a whore just because you're not deathly afraid of talking about anything related to sexuality.

Or, for being bi.

Ironic considering I'm a virgin. Shit I only recently had my first kiss lol.
I'm not a virgin anymore but I'll keep the stamp up for everyone else.
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hey-its-casey [2015-07-25 21:30:16 +0000 UTC]

Me too X3

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LyricIsDead [2015-05-23 21:42:36 +0000 UTC]

I AM A VIRGIN WHORE

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ImpureElegance [2014-03-07 02:12:09 +0000 UTC]

As a virgin who LOVES making sexual jokes, I TOTALLY agree XD I don't get how you can call someone a whore just because they said a sexual joke, or that they think thick cock is better (I personally say this a lot XD). Unless you've actually SEEN someone perform a sexual act other than kissing, then there's no way you can call them a whore and not sound stupid.

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jsebastian25 [2012-05-25 08:04:33 +0000 UTC]

how the hell does that work?!?!

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Shemia In reply to jsebastian25 [2012-06-21 18:45:38 +0000 UTC]

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jsebastian25 In reply to Shemia [2012-06-22 19:15:42 +0000 UTC]

sorry

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Shemia In reply to jsebastian25 [2012-06-23 01:53:04 +0000 UTC]

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jragin [2012-01-27 12:48:08 +0000 UTC]

Sean Connery! Manliest Slut in the World!

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beefyrae [2012-01-26 05:38:48 +0000 UTC]

This makes me laugh cuz it reminds me of an episode of Strangers With Candy where the dude's like, "A VIRGIN WHORE!" and I laugh my ass off every time.

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Babushka-Nipples [2012-01-03 01:19:17 +0000 UTC]

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KC12344325 [2011-12-16 23:24:07 +0000 UTC]

THIS. This is me. XD

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abbylilwolf [2011-11-27 02:11:08 +0000 UTC]

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angelhalo777 [2011-10-27 19:07:44 +0000 UTC]

I was called a whore not too long ago for saying the word penis in a joke

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AClockworkKitten In reply to angelhalo777 [2015-06-21 01:30:16 +0000 UTC]

Old comment, but I remember immediately after telling my sister I got my first kiss she called me a "slutt."

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Dametora In reply to angelhalo777 [2011-10-28 02:15:22 +0000 UTC]

But of course!

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XMeowXKittyX [2011-09-07 07:03:18 +0000 UTC]

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ILoveBigCats [2011-08-15 13:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Well, duh. Didn't you know, since bi kids are attracted to both sexes, they're clearly greedy for sex and so will sleep with ANYONE. But only girls, because boys can't be sluts.

Derp.

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Dametora In reply to ILoveBigCats [2011-08-15 19:30:41 +0000 UTC]

TOTES.

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KatIsConfused [2011-08-13 09:06:54 +0000 UTC]

Also boobs. You are a slut if you have big boobs even if you cover them up with giant sweatshirts.

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EmberOfTheMystics [2011-07-06 04:58:31 +0000 UTC]

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blueheron93 [2011-06-21 23:13:21 +0000 UTC]

Me too I've been called a slut because I'm against slut shaming. They missed the part where I said I was a virgin.

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Master-of-the-Boot [2011-05-29 01:15:20 +0000 UTC]

I know, it's odd that my girlfriend is ashamed at not being a virgin but I try to tell her that getting around is something to be proud of. At least for a guy it's a bonus

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Dametora In reply to Master-of-the-Boot [2011-05-29 03:45:02 +0000 UTC]

No one should be ashamed of being a virgin or of not being a virgin.
People put way too much importance on someone's sex life.

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AlderranCity34 [2011-05-14 16:56:14 +0000 UTC]

This.

Apparently, when I hugged my friend (who happens to be a guy) it automatically means he's plowing me. LOLWUHT?

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tabbystorm [2011-05-01 21:25:35 +0000 UTC]

people think im a whore cause i have size D boobs and alot of people think that they're fake!
also they think im a whore cause i said that waiting till your married to have sex is stupid

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illuminatedflower In reply to tabbystorm [2011-12-10 00:43:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol, I do too.

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RetardedOrangeCat22 [2011-05-01 07:12:45 +0000 UTC]

HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT SEX!!!

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Pepamint [2011-04-17 20:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Never even hugged a boy.

Get called a whore.

Wut.
I don't talk about sexual stuff much. But my brain is just a mental whore.

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Pepamint In reply to Pepamint [2011-04-17 20:15:51 +0000 UTC]

-post that on a stamp. end up here-


wut. OTL

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Pepamint In reply to Pepamint [2011-04-17 20:18:10 +0000 UTC]

Comment thing messed up on me.


I am the queen of fails.

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skywolf666 In reply to Pepamint [2011-08-09 17:28:37 +0000 UTC]

I love you.

-laughs hysterically-

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Mechanical-Koi [2011-04-04 15:43:55 +0000 UTC]

Good 'ole virgin/whore dichotomy.
If only people would realize how much harm they're doing by enforcing this type of thinking.
Or at the very least admit that it exists :I

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iEnviousJealousy [2011-04-02 22:24:45 +0000 UTC]

I've never been called a whore, but I'm definitely open about sex. Of course, that get's me in trouble sometimes, because I have a aggressive friend who can't stand hearing anything about sex. XD

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Amphrasia [2011-04-02 21:30:56 +0000 UTC]

LOL!
Yeah its greta when they think cos your bi your a whore, it actually makes me laugh.
I mean bisexuals have more option but it doesn't mean they automatically want to screw everything in a ten mile radius.

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UltimaMage578 [2011-03-11 02:11:17 +0000 UTC]

Whorenun!! lols Thought it was worth mentioning.

Totally describes me.

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Fangirl-45 [2011-03-06 07:40:11 +0000 UTC]

CourtneyInsulting a guy)"You are such a little f-" *sees the teacher* "fantastic... little..."
Me:"Bugger?"
Courtney:"What?"
Me:"Bugger."
Courtney:"Oh. I thought you said fucker." Apparently saying fag is terrible, but fucker is fine. "It's like the one time I hear you talk is you cussing."
Why would that be a surprise? This is high school, people cuss all the time, so why should I be any different? I can see how not talking would equal not cussing, but I talk with Sara all the fucking time, about superheroes and video games and stickmen, and with Eric and Christian and Julie and lots of people.

As for the actual virgins-discussing-penis, I usually tend not to... out loud. If anyone were to see my thoughts, especially during the time of month when I'm fertile, and my body is telling me to get laid so that I can have a baby and carry on the species, then I imagine they would run screaming, then duck into the bathroom down the hall to vomit.

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StormofThunder [2011-03-03 10:48:46 +0000 UTC]

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kiwis-ghoul [2011-01-29 15:16:42 +0000 UTC]

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Indigirl [2011-01-29 00:21:32 +0000 UTC]

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OriginalCherryBomb [2011-01-28 18:21:46 +0000 UTC]

Great stamp!!!!

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pasteybitch [2011-01-28 10:07:10 +0000 UTC]

Dood
I love you
I get called a slut all the time because of all the penis and sex jokes I make.
And these people are all shocked that I swear
LIKE CMON IM IN HIGHSCHOOL YOU FUCKS
So yeah
I love you.

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kapieren [2011-01-26 05:33:29 +0000 UTC]

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Arlexim [2011-01-17 06:11:00 +0000 UTC]

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TheSixthSinEnvy In reply to Wreven367 [2011-01-15 08:00:27 +0000 UTC]

You. Are. FUCKING EPIC WIN.

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Wreven367 In reply to TheSixthSinEnvy [2011-01-15 12:44:19 +0000 UTC]

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Miyuki-chu [2011-01-04 19:08:45 +0000 UTC]

Yeah.... it's pretty true. Very unfortunate but very true. I haven't even had my first kiss let alone had sex yet and just from the way I look and by the fact that I'm a lesbian "I must be a whore."
>.> No, that isn't actually how it works.

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farairaifa [2011-01-04 10:34:31 +0000 UTC]

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Midnight--Elf [2011-01-02 06:21:57 +0000 UTC]

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UltimaMage578 In reply to Midnight--Elf [2011-03-11 02:14:08 +0000 UTC]

Only if they knew it's exactly the same... well for guy guy to be compared to guy on girl I mean. ONly guys don't have as much nerve endings as females do. Girl on girl... Usually scissoring is the main form I've heard...


And can you believe people think I'm not a virgin?

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