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Angela - New Earring — Description

"Check out my new earring! How I got it is sort of a funny story. On the other side of the milky way, there's a cute little civilization. They're a bit more advanced than you, but they haven't figured out faster-than-light travel yet, so they're a little bit helpless in the grand scheme of things. I teleport over there from time to time to see how they're doing. I think they enjoy my company! At the very least, the temples they've built to me seem to suggest so.

However, they had a bit of a problem: a nearby star was about to go supernova, and when it went it would wipe out their entire civlization. I couldn't let that happen! Think of all the lives at stake, not to mention all their lovely art, culture, and dirty fantasies about me. So I grew myself to the size of a solar system, and trapped the unstable star in a hyperspace containment spiral. Mission accomplished!

It seemed like a waste to just leave a star lying around, so I decided to remake it into an earring. I took the planets along with me, just so that they wouldn't drift off into space and collide with some other planet. I think the effect is quite striking, especially when I shrunk both me and my new earring down to human size. I like it even better than the black hole earring I once wore (it kept trying to eat my hair). What do you think? Is it a winner?"