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K-R-E-M-L-I-N-G — Description
Tired of me? You're lucky I'm here to brighten up this boring manual!

What am I doing here? I could ask you what you're doing here, all of you! But I know - wrecking my vacation, that's what! First bees, then ants, now you and those overstuffed alligators are the icing on the cake!

Err... Nope! None of these baddies are in! They must have slipped in the wrong instruction manual or something!

I could defeat K. Rool single-handedly of course, but then you wouldn't have a game to play would you?

The best switch is the one on top of your N64, as you can turn off your silly 3-D adventure and let me get some sleep.

Someone sure has a vivid imagination! I've been everywhere and I can tell you that none of these places actually exist!