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You Two...Two - 7-5 — Description

Madison turned to find a chubby lady in a red dress trying to regain her composure as she muttered "ohh...clubfooted cousin fucker...that's a good one" and wiped her eyes. Madison sort of scowled, getting ready to rip into the woman should she say anything to insult the two further.

"You're not wrong," the lady in the red dress said, "in fact, you got her number faster than any of us here did"
"Oh spare me," Emmie said, fully expecting some lecture or something.
"Allow me to introduce myself, if you've not seen me on the news. I'm Donna, host a talk show on the local channel. Congrats on being the fastest to identify our dear backwoods bimbo...none of us knew until she outed herself, and even then she sometimes tries to hide it for reasons beyond us. In fact, the town is quite the collection of characters...who else did you meet?"
Madison replied, "I talked to the lady who owned the shop. She wasn't there last time because she was on leave, which is weird, because she's pregnant, again?"
"Kiah. Grade-A pervert. Loves the church as much as her husband's dick, hates protection though. You should see the pictures I've been sent of her... You know, I have an idea"
Madison seemed unenthused by the concept; Emmie was neither looking nor talking, "Go on."

"This town loves mothers and people being their true selves, which you both are, minus the whole bimbo part. I'm guessing you're having multiples, which they'll eat up....we put some rings on you two, that'll help fix the unwed issue. I'll tell Kiah to pull some dresses for you, and then you can come by the studio and we'll record a segment"