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Published: 2009-03-31 21:58:18 +0000 UTC; Views: 12366; Favourites: 89; Downloads: 0
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the title should be "CUT IT!!!"... a little joke, celebrating April 1st - All Fools' Day...
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Comments: 52
GreatAmbience [2024-07-03 05:32:41 +0000 UTC]
Anyone into role playing this, or something much more grand?
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supergonso007 In reply to GreatAmbience [2025-12-11 04:05:14 +0000 UTC]
I would love to do it!! I volunteer, any suggestions?
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hannesohne [2023-05-13 08:34:51 +0000 UTC]
Yeah - a little cut and you will have much more calm...
But tie off the root, this would be good.
instead of breeding you will have bleeding.
Therefore a good tying will give a good frying.
By this nice sausage you never have enrage.
Your crotch is now smooth, away the hard tooth...
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kunst1963 [2023-04-23 07:38:44 +0000 UTC]
Funny I find nothing funny in that photo my balls just stunk ten sizes from looking at th picture oh God in heaven rather look at the cigar penus
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estand [2021-05-21 17:44:50 +0000 UTC]
the husband of my ex girlfriend loved to do that to me when I was tied by Veronique... He was very jealous, and I was terrified.
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TigerDorothy [2016-03-22 05:39:59 +0000 UTC]
Let me tie a tight cord at the base of your penis first and make a tourniquet, then it's snip, snip, because I don't joke around...
✂️😉🔪
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TigerDorothy In reply to Genntill [2016-09-26 06:11:56 +0000 UTC]
Good, I'd love to remove your penis, thank you for volunteering 😋
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Mahatma-Lynx [2015-12-22 20:53:04 +0000 UTC]
Don't sneeze , accidentally or you might really cut it , I work in law enforcement photography when I was younger and I've seen it done and it's pretty much a bleed out
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Krymsonyte [2014-02-08 22:54:01 +0000 UTC]
Should start with that wrinkly foreskin. Circumcised it!!
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calspanker In reply to Krymsonyte [2024-01-05 01:32:05 +0000 UTC]
my thoughts as well thank u
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calspanker In reply to archive-th [2024-03-02 02:19:50 +0000 UTC]
he is correct wtf is wrong with you!!!!
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Helewidis [2010-01-30 04:56:41 +0000 UTC]
Aha! Ilusão óptica! Demorou um bocadinho a aperceber-me, bem jogado!
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Amplexus59 In reply to DarkFlamenco [2009-08-20 09:26:04 +0000 UTC]
Gracias.
Gracias tambien por la visita a mi galeria y por el
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Winged-Anomaly [2009-08-17 01:39:50 +0000 UTC]
Ouch *winces* I'm a chick and that's painful to look at. XD in smaller form it actually looks like it's starting to be cut o_o Lol, first humorous nude photo I've ever seen XD
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Amplexus59 In reply to Winged-Anomaly [2009-08-17 11:19:23 +0000 UTC]
I like to imagine and create humorous nude photos as you can see in my Gallery
!!!
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cougarsforJesus [2009-06-21 06:13:57 +0000 UTC]
Is this a model?...
Why did they choose to do this?...
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Amplexus59 In reply to cougarsforJesus [2009-06-21 09:13:39 +0000 UTC]
it was my idea, an aplil fools day idea indeed...
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cougarsforJesus In reply to Amplexus59 [2009-06-22 04:03:22 +0000 UTC]
Are you the guy?
Did you just manipulate someone else to doing it?
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2ndVoice In reply to bNUDE [2009-06-07 17:17:43 +0000 UTC]
Someone come in - *SURPRISE!!!* and... *cut* *splat!*
*gg*
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s3v3nns1nn [2009-04-18 02:25:32 +0000 UTC]
i think you should go a little higher up with the scissors
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bisteca [2009-04-02 16:37:09 +0000 UTC]
Ui! me deu uma agonia essa tesoura.
Por falar em tesoura, me lembrei de um poema de Augusto dos Anjos [conheces?], poeta brasileiro, paraibano como eu.
"BUDISMO MODERNO"
Tome, Dr., esta tesoura, e ... corte
Minha singularíssima pessoa.
Que importa a mim que a bicharia roa
Todo meu coração, depois da morte?!
Ah! Um urubu pousou na minha sorte!
Também, das diatomáceas da lagoa
A criptógama cásula se esbroa
Ao contato de bronca destra forte!
Dissolva-se, portanto, minha vida
Igualmente a uma célula caída
Na aberração de um óvulo infecundo;
Mas o agregado abstrato
das saudades
Fique batendo nas perpétuas
grades
Do último verso que eu fizer
no mundo!
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Boas inspirações, são meus votos.
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Amplexus59 In reply to bisteca [2009-04-06 23:58:17 +0000 UTC]
Obrigado pelo poema... de facto interessante!
Augusto dos Anjos, não conhecia.
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bisteca In reply to Amplexus59 [2009-04-07 13:33:31 +0000 UTC]
É um grande poeta, pena que é mais um dos poetas morto pelo mal do século (o século dele, claro), a tuberculose. Escreveu só um livro, chamado "EU - e outros poemas". Vale a leitura, tu acaharás inspirador.
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