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Ruler Gal — Description
FAN-MADE CARD

EFFECT:

If you have more cards in your Deck than your opponent does: The ATK of all other face-up monsters you control becomes 1 point higher than the highest face-up monster's ATK your opponent controls. If this card is banished: Send cards from the top of your Deck to the GY so you have the same number of cards in the Deck as your opponent.

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Me: I got this ERO!
"Hi, I hear you're good at algebra.....Will you replace my eX without asking Y?"

ERO-ME: oh dear lawd that was sad ,kids these days

Me: you have better jokes mate?

ERO-ME: Well here i go

Why don't you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?

I wish I was your calculus homework, because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

Are you a math teacher because you got me harder than trigonometry

By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

"Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?"

The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

If I were sin2x and you were cos2x , together we'd be ONE!

yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you.

Are you a 45 degree angle, Because your perfect.

Baby, I wish you were x2 and I was x3/3 so I could be the area under your curve.

Are you a square number, because my love for you is exponential!

I not good at algebra but you and I together make 69!!!

I would really like to bisect your angle.

If you don't want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.

Baby, you're a 9.999999999...but you'd be a 10 if you were with me.

You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.

I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.

I wish u were the Pythagorean theorem so I can insert my hypotenuse into your legs.

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Your hotness is the only reason we can't reach absolute zero.

I use my rod of infinite length for more than just simplifying calculations...

If I went binary, you would be the 1 for me.

i'm sine and you're cosine, wanna make like a tangent?

ME: FUCK ! SHE IS GONE